Giles: Well, here’s a hard fact of life: we all have to do things we don’t like! And you have hand-to-hand this afternoon and patrol tonight, so I suggest you come straight here at the end of period six and you get your homework done. And don’t dawdle with your friends. [Buffy pouts] And don’t think sitting there pouting is gonna get to me, because it won’t.
Giles: [Looks away] It’s not getting to me.
One day I’ll have money, prestige, power…and on that day they’ll still have more!
Xander about how frat boys always win
(BtVS 2x05: Reptile Boy)
Small But Memorable Buffy Moments: The Scooby Gang’s confusion over the plot of a Bollywood movie in Reptile Boy (2x05).
One of these days, you’re gonna have to get a grownup car.
Buffy to Giles
(BtVS, 2x04: Inca Mummy Girl)
Ampata: Can I tell you a secret?…I like you, too.
Xander: That’s great! Really?
Xander: That’s great! You’re not a praying mantis, are you? [Notices Ampata’s confusion] Sorry, someone else.
BtVS, 2x04: Inca Mummy Girl
Devon: Let me guess: [Cordelia] not your type? What does a girl have to do to impress you?
Oz: Well, it involves a feathered boa and a theme to ‘A Summer Place’. I can’t discuss it here.
Giles, come on, budge! No one likes an un-budger.Buffy to Giles on attending the multicultural dance in Inca Mummy Girl (BtVS 2x04)
“You get the hell away from my daughter!…Nobody lays a hand on my little girl.”
Joyce, BtVS 2x03: School Hard
[Spike and Buffy’s first fight]
Buffy: Do we really need weapons for this?
Spike: I just like them. [rubs his stomach] They make me feel all manly.
BtVS, 2x03: School Hard
[Regarding Spike’s attack on Sunnydale High in School Hard]
Snyder: This is my school. What I say goes, and I say this is not happening!
Joyce: [Sarcastically] Well, then I guess the danger’s over!